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Send the evidence.
Upload a JPG, PNG, or WEBP of the scene. Skip faces, documents, and anything you don't want in the group chat.
One room photo
Roast station · Preview mode
Upload. Get roasted. Fix your room.
Pick the critic your decor deserves. This is a browser-only demo preview — no photo leaves your device and no AI analysis runs yet.
01 · The evidence
Show us the scene.
Your image stays in this browser for this preview. It is not uploaded, stored, or sent to a model.
02 · Choose your critic
No soft launches here
Your room.
No filter.
Just fire.
A roast should land fast, make you laugh, and leave you with an actual idea of what to fix. That's the whole deal.
20 sec
From evidence to insult
Bring a clear photo. Pick the critic. Get a postable verdict without pretending your beanbag is “intentional.”
02
Choose your menace.
Go full kitchen nightmare, disappointed-parent, or design-snob. The joke is always on the clutter and the floor plan.
03
Take the hit. Share the card.
The preview is clearly labeled until live AI analysis arrives. The entertainment value is already very real.